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beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

ooodle:

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

Pakistan

othertonguesotherflesh:

postfurry:

this smurf-devoted forum does not feel like a real forum. everyone has usernames like “smurfan94” and “bigsmurfette” and they all talk about smurfs and use words like “everysmurf”. this feels like a dream

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yiffprincess:

I hate going to walmart it’s like a duck dynasty con

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

faith-is-unavailable:

Normal people would drive you away because of the brand; but it will allow you to sense strong evil. But your heart is good; though your path is a dark one. Most doomed people cower it despair, but you will not sink in the face of darkness. Have a good journey, Traveler…

The Skull Knight

MY skyrim quests glitched and alas i must restart

Quick whats a girl name im indecisive

dyselxia:

bugs irl

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bugs in animal crossing

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage

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